party trick. you are welcome.

i did something stupid last night.

real stupid.

because i promised you.

and i gave up lying for lent.

so i HAD to do it.

i also clipped my nails too short and typing this hurts. so just watch.



that was 6 seconds.

i knew i could beat it.

go home and try it [if you're 21 and older kids]. and email me your time. i want to know if i am still a badass or just an old drinker who thinks she is a badass.

lindsay. this shirt is for you. i love dartmouth. and you.


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